She looked kinda like Mario Batali?
Granted, we were all high and wasted, but the fact that she thought we couldn't see her making out with the charles in charge lookalike bc she was holding up a pillow in front of them is a little ridiculous
Did he look more like 80s Charles in Charge or the old one that had that VH1 show? It makes a difference.
just so you know, the uglier twin gives better bjs..don't be deceived
Dude, 1 prime defect in the snuggie- you can't fuck someone discreetly under a snuggie. No way no how
I'm drunk enough to talk Barbara Walters outta her panties
No gym. Sooooo hung over. Just puked up the water I drank and it still has ice cubes in it.
I was mid-pee and he walked in, claimed he was looking for his phone, and then asked if we could hook up since we were finally alone.
so yall hooked up?
Ordered weed last night from the delivery service, and who showed up...my old real estate broker. He said, "this is less stressful." Duh.
I know. She seems like she getting that "need some dick" restlessness. Might explain the feisty attitude
It looks like sephora exploded on his dick, so i assumed I was the second girl that gave him head that night.
On a scale of 1 to 3, with 1 being the smallest and 3 being the largest, what size nipple pasty do you think I am?
This girl invited us back on the promise of weed and strudel...she delivered neither.
You know you are high when you are so glad it wasn't your freshly buttered raisin bread that fell on your foot. It was your $400 Ipod
i have too much dick at my disposal? i should make them fight. best dick pic gets laid
All I recall is being at the strip club doing dark rum shots and then puking a question mark on the wall above the garbage can in the men's room and having diarrhea in the sink. 6th drunkest I've ever been without blacking out.
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