so i know my style isnt the best ever but u should have told me i was wearing two different shoes
my mouth smells like i just ate out a crab.
all i remember is you climbed in a garbage can and said you were trashed
i just uploaded pictures of my nephew, and you & d puking in the same toilet. i think i should keep them in the same album. show my nephew what he has to look forward to.
So, remember how that one doctor said it was 1 in a million that I'd get pregnant...
Yeeah thank god
Well..welcome to parenting Mr. one in a million.
The entire time I'm blowing him she's in the back seat lecturing me on the reasons why you're not suppose to do that while they're driving...
I got my project done and a booty call in all before 1am. I'm a professional college kid.
If my sophomore year were to be made into a novel, it would be titled "dances with salvia"
I only see on penis in this picture but I assume there is another lurking out of sight.
We HAVE another bedroom, it's not like I was gunna chain you into the closet. Often.
He is like the "hometown sweetheart", but a huge freak. Like "I'll come change your flat tire"....but then fuck you like an animal in the back seat.
so serious though like its almost like I'm playing a game that's my life and Im always losing
He was pretty handsy. Told me I tasted like smoke. Good think he tasted that and not the stomach acid I just puked not ten minutes before.
I HAVE PIZZA MONEY AT ALL TIMES IT'S CALL EMERGENCY PLANNING
You threw a beachball full of vodka at me and yelled I CHOOSE YOU then ran
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