I forgot how hot balto sounded
I'm walking down the halls of our hotel and listening for sex noises and knocking when I do.
A university police officer just hhigh fived me when i drunkenly stumbled into Aderhold. Fucking 5 o'clock somewhere.ITS IN CASABLANCA RIGHT NOW! TIME ZONES!
I love drunk self when he leaves a prepacked bong for the morning... in the bathroom.
It was like good, clean fun, but with bodyshots.
She has an inverted nipple. She told to play with the normal one until the other one pops up.
I tried to make friends with the geese living behind Hughes. They didn't really like that idea.
Are you high?
It's like a squid of pain has attached to my head and it spreading it's whorey tentacles all over.
My dad just accidentally taught me how to make fake IDs. I love my life.
I asked him if we could switch positions so I could watch the Olympics... I'd say date number two is a miss
Remember Christopher who always sends me pictures of his penis? Look to your right, boy in the blue.
Is there evidence of another human being getting away with this/ not dying?
You're like the Miss Manners of anonymous gay sex.
Now i know i wasnt that drunk... So why are there texts of me volunteering for a nude photo shoot for an art major student?
I discovered moonshine and fell in love.
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