: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
i keep myself tagged when other girls look bad/ugly so i look better
you told his mom that the only thing he wants for christmas is his dick in your mouth
she added me on facebook and her celebrity doppelganger is rosie odonnel. FUCK
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just woke up in the hotel with gummi bears all around me and someone took the tv
we took the tv and as for the gummi bears don't eat them you put em in her vagina
I was just referred to as 'the margarita slut' by an 11 year old.
I was giving him a handjob and he commented that he loved my nailpolish....I'm destined to die a fag hag
You described pouring milk in your strawberry cereal as a glittering magnificent water fall, skimming over the mountain and little strawberry citizens.
Would I waste your time for mediocre porn?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
If I had a penis, I'd want to put it in you. And I'd treat you with respect and pay for your drinks.
I cried at the bar for 30 minutes because I got my arm stuck in my sweater. I got free drinks for the rest of the night after the bartender helped me.
It was a great party. People were literally still doing shots and playing drunk Jenga at 6am...
THIS IS EXACTLY WHY YOU SHOULDA FUCKED BEFORE YOU MADE HIM YOUR BOYFRIEND, CURVED DICKS ARE NOT OK
I just saw your brother in some random persons yard climbing a tree. Just saying.
Probably on drugs.
We found you with your penis in the vacum hose crying softly...
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