Excuse me do you have gonnorhea?
Ohh the wonderful, yet disgusting things she can do with her hair
His pubic hair was longer than his dick
I'm done. I'm tired and there's a topless pic of me floating around the nation's largest 3G network.
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Well, according to foursquare I checked in "@under the bushes" at 3:27am. This could explain some things.
normally i wouldnt have blown him but he was on dawsons creek.. i love dawsons creek.
I feel like I'm a marionette being lifted around. Four Loko.
Just took an adderall with a shot of tequila while doing my makeup in the parking lot at work before I go in. I'm also late. They're so lucky to have me.
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You're putting the star player on the bench. You dont put Michael Jordan on the bench.
Are you referring to my vagina as Michael Jordan?
Just chugged a Bloody Mary in 60 seconds flat. New personal best! Happy Sunday!
Literally breaking up to my boyfriend while jamming out to Feraglicious
i may have just googled 'is philly rioting right now'
My dog just blew me a kiss. First of all I'm stoned and second of all he's a pitbull. Those aren't sexual dogs. So wtf.
I cant tell you how much harder a belt makes hoeing
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