I too understand the importance of cheesy bread
I just snorted a line of adderall through a rolled up business card for the Michigan Law Admissions Office.... Tell me I'm not motivated
I am at a striph cluv. They are ovealls everywhere. I have hot rock botto.
he's sitting on top of the fridge in only a black speedo and wont get down
all they had in the fridge was rum and filled water balloons
its 4:30 pm. In the mall. Just threw up into my hands. I love Vegas and Vegas loves me
If the EMT's ask later... I had 5 hour energy for breakfast and Four Loko for dinner... It might be important for them to know that
We have zombies coming, and all you can think about is cock.
This is final. The chair stays in the bathroom, we are too old to be puking from the floor, grown ups sit in chairs infront of the toilet to puke.
Or grown ups don't drink themselves into vomiting.
I had a 10 minute conversation with the refrigerator, it was telling me how it likes to be opened and closed. Ecstasy, I love you.
he was having a black light party and drinking manischewitz wine out of a three foot tall trophy he stole from mcdonald's...that's when I decided it was time to leave
I guess my vagina missed him because it called and left a 5 min. message. Color me impressed
GOIN TO BED BEFORE TEQUILA BLEEDS FROM MY EYEBALLS
Well I may have gotten laid but I over drafted buying pizza so I think that negates everything
Holy. shit. Chris has no pants on. In public. Fuck. Need you.
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