I just know... :) goodntight
Whoops, meant "goodnight", but the other is true too.
Don't use my boy Weezy to support your whoreish tendencies.
you made me "pop lock and drop it" as a sobriety test last night..
my desire to fuck abstract ideas (bravery, love, popsicls,,) increases by 8bajillion% when I'm high
so im goin to clemson & my drug dealers goin to penn state. this is the hardest breakup EVER.
I'll put it this way. My grandkids felt that fuck.
This is one of those situations that make me think to myself "what life decision did I make to get here"
can you explain how you are here for one night and now my kitchen table is in 11 pieces..
I gotta find new tactics tho. There's just so many tied up dicks one can look at before part of your soul dies.
the question is "speedos?" and the answer is "yes".
I am so proud of him. After eating the rest of our shrooms, he finally registered to vote
Dammit now I'm pissed. Its like I am torn between two worlds. A world of girls, and a world of people punching other people in the head. Both are just so beautiful.
I was thinking about the biological process causing me to puke while I was puking. THAT'S how much I'd been studying.
I just ordered a onesie on amazon in the back of the ambulance while my patient was sleeping. I'm an adult
I thought the first time I got peed on it would be by a baby...
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