i fuckib htae you, you church bitch.
I'm so turned on right now it's fucking stupid. I hate burger king commercials
vodka and carrot juice, if im gonna drink i at least got my 8 servings of vegetable
People are handing out olympic condoms downtown, just put it on and it broke, this is how there trying to raise the population. Very sneaky canadian government, very sneaky
Just realized my talking to the tv hockey voice is same as my sex voice. Life just got a whole lot weirder.
Ia nefed hefelkp i am a taxi
ugh... I can't wait for campus to get back. Then everyone will have other things to try to have sex with besides me.
If you're not going to call the girls I bring around by name, at least don't call them by number. It's been cockblocking since girl #47. Dick.
So I've been thinking about this, and I've decided my bed is magic. Every time I change the sheets, a new boy is in my bed. I own the Sheets of Dreams-if I change them, they will come.
Checked my photo vault today... My self nudie folder is passing the 150 mark.
The weird thing is that you don't send them to anyone. You just keep them for yourself...
Did you really get 12 corn dogs from the gas station last night?
That's the only way to get approved without a guarantor.
WHAT DOES THAT MEAN WHAT FUCKING LANGUAGE ARE YOU SPEAKING
i feel like spreading the word of drunken joy.
I have alotted at least an hour for ugly crying.
I've never been to an orgy, but I would assume nachos wouldn't be out of the question at one.
Randomize
