I had a great penis washing session in the sink before I left. Washed off all the bar and green beer
It's tuesday, which means cocktails followed by cocktales.
Just please never masturbate in my bed again. I'm burning my sheets as I write this.
drunk. just smoked a spliff with a 19yr old hungarian bike taxi driver and bonded over the difficulties of getting weed in a different country. idk y shit like this isnt in the study abroad info packets
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ders ninda duuude pooring goden shots ov glory. I see em an i dont but there hear.
are you attempting voice recognition while drunk again?
You know what the worst feeling in the world is? Sitting in your 6pm AA meeting still hungover from the night before
he said didn't have much sexual experience and then proceeded to tell me he is going to make me cum harder than my vibrator could
well, that escalated quicky
I'm pretty sure male strippers are the last things I need in my life right now.
Walgreens has pop rocks. Be prepared to get your dick sucked.
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I just sustained a forearm injury dancing to salt n peppa in my kitchen. Fack. I pushed it real good.
Damn it. If you ever throw me again, take video.
Currently looking up Winnie-the-Pooh porn.
We're going to get naked and build a fort instead. HAPPY NEW YEAR!
You cannot steal the fun of my nakedness. You do not own my nakedness. My nakedness is my sole property and I share that fun with whom I choose.
Apparently i disappeared and no one found me until the morning , but i have fifty missed calls
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