where are you
in your bedroom
how did you get in
your wife…
WTF
Contrary to popular belief, while 19 is an attractive age, it does not equate to sexual prowess.
we were spooning and you were the big spoon but you insisted that I call you "the ladle"
Theres been so much buildup for our genitals to meet, one or both of us is sure to be disappointed.
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Do you think if I puke at the gym they think is because I'm going hard walking on the treadmill?
the only consolation to the fact that i puked in public today was that i did it down a storm drain... so at least i am a responsible public puker
I don't like finding out that my fuck buddy is a good person.
We passed my parents while I was giving him road head...that awkward
The fact that it neither of us came up with the reason of "it's morally and ethically wrong" speaks volumes about this relationship
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I quit life. I got pulled over on my way to work and they towed my car and dropped me off at work in a cop car
your were asleep with people making out on top of you. you didn't even look bothered by it.
As much as my throat was opened up this weekend, you'd think I wouldn't nearly choke on a damn almond.
He washed his dick in my kitchen sink after sex. I think he might be a keeper.
Stop inviting Kevin over. The dickless wonder started playing some strange Sci-FY music and speaking an alien language and the girls split.
My new gym is popular with trophy wives. They’re talking about yachts and plastic surgery
Learn their secrets! I want to meet men with Maseratis. The meat heads and Mustangs scene is getting old
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