i broke my thumb. i no longer have 2 opposable thumbs. i'm sub-human. i love vicodin.
I just put anything in between my legs and hope for the best.
alright got my week's quota of sex in, ready for modern warfare 2
I think any school that has COCKS written on it's baseball hats has their priorities straight.
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UD be completely fine. you don't lose control just keep a positive environment. for example i really want to lick the wall cause red is delicious but i don't have to.
The glockenspiel player has some booze though so hopefully the ride won't be that bad
This is davidson friend mat i an drunk. Thank you for having a physical relationship. With David. I bet he gas a penis the size of an elephant tusk. You are a lucky lady.
If I die, I leave all my liquor in my apartment to you. Be a drunk bitch at my funeral. I wouldn't want it any other way.
I gave her at least chlamydia. Maybe worse. She is also into chicks and loves taking naked pics. It's like the less I believe in Jesus, the more he rewards me.
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I knew you would eventually ask my secret. Pedialite mix drinks. Works wonders.
You mAke me stone. Stone fuck fucking stoned. I'm an stoned you cuz now fucking stoned stoned fucking stoned I stone.
I hate him. I fucked every one of his friends AND his fat brother and he still won't break up with me.
Tequila pump. I'm ecstatic your engineering degree has real world application.
Idk dude I just feel kinda weird masturbating in my Obama Biden 2008 shirt...
You made me take you back to Mcdonalds so you could yell at the guy for not giving you enough ketchup packets
I vaguely recall french fries...
You then proceeded to call your mom and tell her you weren't coming home because you were "tripping balls"
Sweet...
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