This is not my ceiling
Herpes is a lot like Arnold Schwartzenneger. Because it always comes back. Also, because it is usually in some way in control of California.
You just kept yelling, "THAT'S THE POWER OF PINESOL, BABY!"
Does having a sippy cup full of wine, at an outlet mall, qualify you as 'having a problem'?
Turns out I was the only one drinking. I broke one guy's bed and kicked another in the face. Then when an RA came by I shouted to let him in he's gonna find the vodka anyway. Great night
We can just chill or day drink or smoke or watch law and order marathon or play just dance 4 or watch a movie or go to the movies or play hide and seek or hug, so many options
I asked the cop if I could see his dick- It's not like he could arrest me twice.
I honestly don't think it will ever get topped. Unless a real female cop arrests me, then fucks me. That's it.
I'm pretty sure I made out with a guy in a man thong.
His 12 year old sister has bigger boobs than me and now that's all I can think about when we have sex
Our Tuesday night drunk Irish step dancing was on point tonight.
ALSO I MAYBE ACCIDENTALLY HAND CUFFED MYSELF TO A CHAIR
He met a girl at a stop light and managed to give her his number while driving down the highway.
It's the third day of class and I got told I smell like a distillery.
I came so hard I literally levitated off the top of his dick. Gravity was no match for that orgasm!
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