we have pet lesbian snakes
Small Doughy Asian men and sleeveless hoodies with nothing underneath do not mix well.
Sounds like the climatic scene of my favorite erotic novel.
I'm not sure what happened last night, but I have someone stored in my phone as 'Aftershock'
I just noticed she took the "toys" too. That's how you know when it's really over.
The maintenance guy at work just asked me out for a drink. For once, I proudly said that I was 20.
ok, my life is complete.... the cops AND the paramedic just made a Mean Girls reference...
Watched a women out our tannin salon literally fight police because she was getting arrested for trying to drunkenly fight the tanning salon owner...we need to step up our day drinking this is shameful.
Well he has that kind of carefree attitude that comes from a big penis
I don't know how I'm gonna do that tomorrow. I feel like I was hit by the motorhome. LOL I WAS.
If I don't survive tonitght I would like to thank you for the ricekrispy treats. I am majestic
You guys I wore sweatpants to work today because I simply forgot to put on real pants and I had a weed brownie and a juice box for breakfast. I am not ready for parenting.
He sent me a picture of his dick as a snake, I'd say things are going great.
The Domino's delivery guy is in front of me at The Wendy's drive-through. Hmmm.....
so i put my jacket on last night that you wore last weekend, and reach inside the pockets and find them full of goldfish...
the snack that smiles back:)
Consume your own penis you ugly freak.
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