No, computers are like whores. moody bitches that cost too much and no matter how much protection you have you can still get a virus
It usually only happens when Im really excited. Normally not that fast. You still enjoy it?
Just so you know, the bottle of red gatorade is NOT GATORADE. It is definitely someone's puke. I hope nobody else makes the same mistake I did.
My mom is helping me re-arrange my room to make New Year's more hook-up friendly
You are NEVER going to guess whose penis was JUST in my mouth!!!
I'll give you a hint, we ate paste with him in kindergarten.
You need to let him know my only agenda is coke and sadness.
He sent me a mirror pic of himself and sent it to me and all i could think about was the amazing bong hits i took with his roommate in that bathroom.
I hate to stick you with the friend but I did all the work.
If I send Ben a tit pic but I do it while wearing a Tom Brady mask is that funny or creepy
I'm just trying to win a butt plug dude
So I've reached a new low. After completing my walk of shame and being told "see you around", I took off my heels to discover he had came in my shoe.
He surprised me with a puppy tail butt plug in his ass and wants me to fuck him
The awkward moment when you're leaving the most attractive guy you've ever been with and you're trying not to shit on yourself. Fucking welcome to my life
We had an argument over whether or not she had super strength. She settled it by dragging me to the bed room and throwing me on the bed. Then forcefully fucking me. She won the argument.
So you realized he wasn't actually cheating on you and now you're trying to unfuck things. Or in this case unfuck Tom.
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