Paul doesn't remember going to the bar and slept on someone's porch...doesn't know whose porch...maybe near Howard U.
do you think there was ever a doctor who smelled his finger after giving a prostate exam?
I walked into my house this morning to find an 18 pack on the counter. I think that's gods way of ringing the bell for round two.
the only sentence i could make out from her was "i will wash these herpes away"
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Also, at 1:30 I emailed myself saying, "are you there Margaret? It's me, god"
so, does the "dick the size of your forearm" thing run in the family then?
Ya bro it was wild. Hey, is latex digestible?
Well I don't know him that well so I don't think I can give advice. You should make him a cake. Or have sex with him.
I really like her...she always overpays me for xanax and still feels the need to fuck me to make up for it....
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I don't see how I managed to fuck up so much shit in an hour and a half..
I'm semi drunk. I just bought you penis moisturizer. Not kidding. Keep an eye out for the package. Merry Christmas.
No more going to class sober.. Tried it for a day or two, its just not for me
Crying while listening to Miley Cyrus. BE GLAD YOU JUMPED THIS SINKING SHIP!
All I remember is allowing my uber driver to pull over on the side of the road to give me a massage. I was alone
Is a coke binge Whole30 approved?
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