I don't understand why some guys want to have a huge conversation while standing at the urinal with cock in hand...
Please advise as to how precisely ashamed I should be if I just became sexually aroused by a Harry Potter and the Half Blood Prince preview
I am currently eating pure cake frosting...I am not sure how I was ever referred to as a responsible adult.
I feel like a really awesome person when i have to check my roof for things i've lost
THE BIG GAY MAD HATTER IS HERE AND HE HAS DRUGS IN HIS PANTS FOR YOU. COME DOWNSTAIRS BITCHEZZZZ
Fuck your 100 proof Hot Damn. Do you know what 100 proof vomit tastes like? Anger.
I think I might be drunk enough to cut my own hair
its warm now so i can go back to sleeping with guys based on their fuckability rather than how much warmth they generate.
Just did a relay race involving shotgunning beers, cannonballs and riding a blowup whale. Never want to leave vacation.
Come on down you're the next contestant on "lets go drinking!"
Her one night stand followed us to mass. This is too funny for real life.
And I don't know if this is really ESP, or just a crazy feeling, but I'm pretty sure he has an std. Or at least a cold.
ever bang a guy wearing an $800 suit? today you will.
I feel like this is something I should shave my legs for
apparently in the middle of sex, i said "i just really love the food network i watch it every day"
the D I S R E S P E C T of sending someone nudes, them opening it, and not bothering to respond
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