Pregnant stripper...not hot.
We have nothing in common but the sex rocks, would it be awful to develop a drug habit just to have a topic of conversation?
i'm moving back early just in case the freshmen need a tour of the school
oh right the one that ends on your bed
...She just said, "We've been blessed with good drugs lately."
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the point of no return was when you "drugged" his drink with glitter. face-planting on his dick was beyond.
There's a questionable stain on Harley's bed...would they have sex on a dog bed?
Make sure you have everything youll need until sunday. aka a green shirt and condoms.
I can feel my moral fiber fraying.
The basket that the Naughty Easter bunny left for you at my house might keep us entertained for a little while...
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Cooked breakfast with his mom this morning...I'm like the housewife of one night stands
When we tried to make a video I set the camera to 3sec pictures accidentally so instead of a movie we have a flipbook of our sex.
Oh my god. That was the best half-hour of my life that didn't involve genitals.
Well at least ssomeone is or the state is tafing over ir in twligiob
if my uterus stops caving in on itself long enough for me to be alive I'm there
It's amazing what a couple of orgasms can do for a girls demeanor.
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