Christians are straight up FREAKS
He sang nursery rhymes to my vagina to get me to have sex with him..
What part of i'm handcuffed to an oven do you not understand?
He was banging holes in the kitchen wall with pots. They tried to pull him away but only managed to pants him. He kept "drumming".
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If you see my mugshot on the news tomorrow, its not what you think
We smoked speed and opium for the first time. ended up harvesting cucumbers with locals at 9am in a farmers field. Laos is fuckin crazy.
He always tells me he misses my clit. I feel like I should make a drinking game out of it
On the train at 650am after a night of clubbing and running away from a new zealander who was buying us beers but also licking windows
I no longer exist. I have transformed into a puddle of sex.
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Your the only person I know that needed stiches after a Monday morning conference call. How are you in your 20s? How
was I atleast graceful when I feel down that flight of stairs and broke my hand?
My vagina is very pro this idea
A condom was pulled out of your vagina by a doctor today I do not think you can pull off "closet" hoe anymore
seriously i don't trust him. he fed me a hot dog out of a crock pot and gave me moonshine dashed jager bombs.
I really want to stop getting this drunk. I've got the Sunday scaries and it's only Saturday
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