why dont you just whore around college until someone loves you...thats how it works for girls isnt it?
Yah, I definitely wouldn't wanna be fingered with a fake arm...
I hope this doesn't change things. I feel that me being a minor made it more exciting.
I had such a pleasant walk of shame. The sun was shining, I smiled at all the high school suckers who judged me on their way to school, and I made friends with an old guy and his dog.
dude when I get home wanna help me fulfill my dream of smoking a bowl out of my saxophone?
I'm sitting on the toilet just to avoid my bosses look of disapproval
Pretty sure the shower sex fucked up my hip alignment... im walking like im 104 today
I don't understand or I understand perfect - if were not talking about fried chicken I'm not sure what's happening.
I just want to lay in a bed of egg mcmuffins and cry
Fuck me this girl I went home with has a cover on her remote control so there is no spills to ruin it. Imagine how many condoms she's going to make me wear
I may or may not have hooked up with the cop who arrested me.. Or I can cross hooking up with a stripper in a cop outfit off my bucket list.
We were cuddling in his bed and I asked him a question and followed by making a microphone with my hand and told him to speak into it. If he never talks to me again that's probably why.
Plus my fingers were hella swollen from eating all these cured meats so it was like I was given it to her with Hulk Hands on
Fuck these bullshit days. My underwear are still inside out.
My life. Always pantsless and occasionally topless.
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