there's just a random girl here singing about how much she loves fiber
how do you feel about lunch break shots ?
Pregnancy scare over. Let the cockfest begin.
you looked at her and told her she looks like the girl you lost your virginity to then told her you wanted to lose it to her again
Ok cuz s'mores night just turned into pina colada after noon and it will be mas fun
BGSU move in weekend. Just passed a house w a beer pong table set up, ppl already playing, girls holding signs that say "son drop off". It's 10:30 am.
He found a way to charmingly ask me for a threesome and when I said no he made it sound like he was even happier. He's a fucking wizard
Just put me in your contacts as coyote
Jello shots and homoerotic movie scenes bingo?
I think you might be the first man ever to describe getting a blowjob as "neat"
She rode me wearing nothing but a Santa hat. Merriest fucking Christmas!
Our relationship revolved around Taylor Swift albums. It's no wonder it ended so fast
His dick is curly. It's adorable.
Would the comment "Down Goes Frasier" be too inappropriate at this time?
when I said eat the rich I didn't mean like that but here we are sucking that capitalist dick
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