if he's not good at sex i should be allowed to have sex with someone who is. that's a totally legit statement i think
My cardio has turned into running out of the cold from bar to bar.
I just saw a girl in Albersons in spandex and curlers buying PBR. Only PBR.
it appears as though my vagina has gotten the best of me again
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He's been dancing to the same Rob Thomas album in his room for almost 8 hours now. Please never, ever bring extacy over here again.
you have no chance. her best friend is a human abstinence poster.
all i know is that each time we woke up we were at a different chinese restaurant. help.
She's an honest to god fucking ballerina. She did things I don't have names for.
St Patricks day needs to be raged like youve never raged before. Like youre in the desert and it starts raining beer. Like it's the day the announced the 21st amendment (which is the one that ended prohibition)
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pro-tip: weed infused snickerdoodles are far less conspicuous to eat at work than brownies. no one ever suspects the snickerdoodle.
He asked me to hum the Ghost Busters theme song as I was going down on him
Is "head down ass up" an appropriate way to say good morning?
Theres a woman here with grey hair that im pretty sure i would have sex with
We decided it was a good idea to go streaking through the campus. Everything was fine until the sprinklers turned on and we realized the keys were in his pocket.
I woke up under a house in Key West
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