I've had that scene from "Parenthood" where Rick Moranis' character is singing "Close To You" to his wife in classroom, stuck in my head all morning.
I guess my mind is just wondering whatever happened to Rick Mornais.
this girl looks like the female version of brooke hogan
Have u ever been so drunk that pissing urself felt like a better idea than walking to the bathroom? I entered those waters last night
I've had cake for breakfast the past 3 days. You tell me how bikini season is going.
Okay well someone asked "IS HE HOMELESS?" about me so I need to try and find somebody.
I know you don't remember, but the teeth marks on my face say it happened.
Uhh... I think I meant "Be proud, I'm taking shots before my public speaking test." "Coffee and vodka is not good" and "Also, I'm giving blood drunk."
I hooked up with a guy dressed as Wesley from the Princess Bride. I kept telling him what I wanted him to do and all he would say was "as you wish"
Nick is about to bring home a woman who is 39, a mother, and, by all accounts, FUCKING HOMELESS. Will update as details become available.
you said you didn't want to carry the pizza box so just folded up the pizza and put it in your pocket
there's an entire drinking game devoted to nobody liking her face
She kept calling herself DJ McDonalds and said she wanted to make some Egg McMusic.
well some coke just fell out of my nose in my partners meeting so i'd say my day's off to a fantastic start
If I'm going to keep blacking out this much I need to start taking more pictures.
We're just starting to open presents and I already need a shot. This is gonna be a long Christmas day.
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