Why do my orgasm prompt her to begin using babytalk EVERYTIME?!
He said my labia gave my vagina a "cute personality"
Only catch is you have to sleep in the same bed as me. But no worries, I plan on being in a random guys hotel room every night. So it's essentially yours.
You may genuinely find a use for the siphon. But the bag of human hair is less likely.
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Anal and Aoki tickets...I'd say I give pretty good Valentines Day gifts.
Yesterdays boozy weather forecast has been extended to today
Getting your clit pierced is not something you want to trust to a crazy girl with an ice cube, some vodka, and a sewing needle. Trust me. I learned that the hard way.
I broke my heels and ended up on a random party bus where I passed out after a brief stripper pole incident.
If I learned anything from that one time I saw the last 10 minutes of oprah when they talked about the secret, it is that you project what you receive back. I also have wine.
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The only monogamous relationship I can keep is with my eyebrow lady...
My mute roommate is using sign language to ask a guy to fuck her.
I woke up naked buried in snacks. Best night ever.
I wish drug dealers had sales for the holidays
Happiness is laying in bed, topless, pouring 4 packs of hot sauce on your taco bell.
His butt is perfect. Like a twelve on a scale of one to ten. No idea about his personality or anything but that ass... I'm keeping him.
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