my night went downhill once I lost my bikershorts. EAWSSSSYY ACCESS
Baconater + red wine = first meal of the day
i just watched my husband get a prostate exam. sex is ruined for me.
I was high enough to think chocolate sauce on bagel bites was a good idea
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Avril Lavigne as a judge on Idol wearing devil ears. it's like every boner you ever had in 2002 just came true.
You have to understand, this is the first time I'm looking at a whopper sober.
i just opened up my bathroom cabinet to get deodorant and found 4 bottles of natty. Its like the world wants me to miss this interview
My mouth holds just enough water for my bong
We are lost and the only things we have are peanut brittle, cookies and vodka. I think we'll make it.
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Well it's a moot point because I did have a sink & I peed in it.
The van in front of me contains people having SEX. I am in full view of a SEX VAN.
Yeah man it sucked balls. People on the bus probably thought I was fucking crazy. I was fetal position, taking up two seats with no shame whilst simultaneously panting.
At some point, it turned less into sparring and more into tough guy dry humping.
The night was crazy enough that we did a workout. Instructed by the bouncer at 2am
Any chance the bar is open now? Also who's wedding is this?
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