Great. Don't do shady things like that ok?
i need a penis for penetration, you wont do.
oh yeah... my b.
He's sitting on the floor holding his bracket and crying, literally crying... he just keeps saying "Kansas how could you?" over and over
We should probably just have a threeway and get everyone on the same page.
Nothing like hearing a USA chant while getting head. God bless America.
Its not that hard, just find a girl reading 50 shades of grey and point her my way
I can't believe I'm giving you play by plays of this sexting convo. It's like a three way he doesn't know about.
Pretty much just farted directly in a baby's mouth on the subway
Were you seriously humming twinkle twinkle little star while cupping my balls?
Sorry I trained your dog in Spanish last night. At least he listens to someone now.
So you're not gonna be in town tonight?! Your dick was the light at the end of my academic tunnel!
I need to go home for the safety of everyone in a 10 mile radius, especially me
Do you know how difficult it is to snap a good dick pic while driving?
We haven't had hot water in our dorm all weekend. Do you know if there is any other way to wash off shame?
U wanna come over and watch talidaga nights. Ill make pancakes
What? It's 130 in the morning.
Aww come on i make bomb ass pancakes
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