That level of neurosis does not find love outside of Grey's Anatomy.
then she came back into the room with a neckbrace on. i thought she was getting ready for the pounding of a lifetime.
he took off his pants and apologized in advance if I thought he was too small.
im probably the most hungover person watchin icarly right now
If I was there, I'd make you a vicodin spiked sandwich.
As one final fuck you to the courthouse i'm paying the rest of this ticket with sacajawea coins.
Was in the middle of a keg stand, the frat guys dropped me, and I broke my nose. My mom didn't enjoy that call from the hospital.
the only thing you said was do the helicopter dick
just woke up and currently drinking copious amounts of eggnog straight from the carton to replenish the electrolytes lost last night
I got a blow torch for Christmas. You are now permitted to be afraid.
I'm looking for whatever I can find, and afford without having to eat my emotional support cat
The amount of dicks I have seen in the last hour is more than I have seen in my whole life.
I’ve lost count of how many disciplines of science this conversation about Harry Potter has gone through.
Dude, I need a fuckin wingman and this could finally make us eskimo brothers, how can you pass that up?
I just revenge puked in his shoes. This is gonna be a fun night :)
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