im pretty sure that there was a mint leaf in my poop this morning. i love mojito season.
I think my plan to not drink this week was just ruined by my mothers discovery of the chat function on facebook
There are 3 pics of me on my camera, naked, wearing only an apron, scooping ice cream.
The maintenance guy at work just asked me out for a drink. For once, I proudly said that I was 20.
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Warning: at some point today you will probably see several pics of me 69-ing a blow up turtle show up on facebook. Just disregard them.
Dude he was freaking out because he thought he was walking on crates, and he just kept saying help me
I haven't gotten it in awhile but since spring break is next week I'm willing to have a pregnancy scare if it means no bleeding through the suit
Yeah wouldn't want it to interfere with beach sex. Nothing should interfere with beach sex
I got laughed at by a homeless guy in a Daniel Boone hat. I have no clue what this means for my day
that's all we do, eat and hve sex, eat and have sex. he thinks it's bad and that we need to talk more or whatever but I'm just not seeing the problem...
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Don't worry, I'm preparing for tonight by lining my purse with a garbage bag.
OMG THE KID WHO TRIED TO MAKE OUT AT THE BAR WITH ME IS SITTIG NEXT TO ME IN THE AIRPORT. WHY LIFE WHY???
Next time a party gets busted lets get a group photo first.
Got a high five from a Superman stripper tonight
I'm only bisexual one week out of the month. Nothing like ovulation hormones to make the genders of my hookups seem completely irrelevant.
Jesus Christ. Even your cock has to be an overachiever. :-(
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