brad dismisses pussy with prejudice
DO IT!!! IT MUST BE FATE THAT I GAVE YOU THAT CONDOM!!!!
you need to know that there is a kid here wearing an i mosh for Jesus shirt
I love that we get drink and call each other crying. It's kind of our thing.
Ok, let's play "if you were a slut" again and try and retrace our steps last night..
Before you say anything, my vagine does NOT discriminate against young dads
Basically, I'm sure one day I'll look back on this part of my life and be ashamed....
Tell me again why I left before the topless cake fight
Whatever. That's why I am to be babied like a calf. I regret nothing.
Its 8 in the morning and I wouldn't pass a breathalyzer test, How's your day been?
So my roommate just came out of the shower with a dude...guess that answers all questions as to whether or not he's gay
Well, I dont really know how much penis you have at your disposal so I cant be sure
I'm so baked, I spent the last hour trying to screencapture the cracks on my phone.
I just took a picture of Austin's dick wearing a hat. Except its not a hat it's a DayQuil cap.
My lack of taco bell is hindering me from seeing the good part of that situation
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