Stop it. You sound like you're giving birth.
They want to listen to Lady Gaga while they puke.
all ten of us were sitting in his room with the lights off and staring at his colorful moving screensaver for two hours. That high.
heres the thing, we have 120 cans of beer left in the fridge. until thats finished we cant fit food in the fridge
I cannot take someone's straight and gay virginity in one threesome. It's just too much responsibility.
We had on the same team jersey so at the time it made sense to hook up.
Duh.
I got a dollar bill stuffed into my bra on two separate occasions by two separate guys simply for having boobs. I feel like somewhere god is patting himself on te back while pointing at me goin "you're welcome dude." easiest two bucks I ever made.
I should start printing out disclaimer handouts and passing them out to people saying, "I can not be held responsible for anything I say or do this evening."
Beer and cheesecake and spinning in cirlcles why did you let me do this to myself
Also I fell in love w a girl dressed as a pirate that was great at doing the limbo
Dude imagine how many pictures of dicks Obama gets. That can't be unusual. Almost every kids in the US has written the president a letter.
Does this mean I don't have to apologize for launching about 20 bead necklaces at you from the balcony?
I just want to be covered in whipped cream and spanked, is that too much to ask?
Well I passed out before 4:20 on 4/20 so I deem it a failure AND a success.
It was the highest I'd ever been. I felt like a blob. A blob eating a burrito.
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