Yeh xou jao i ama wa7tdud !!
Oh my god. its not even twelve thirty and you are useless.
don't you miss dr. quinn: medicine woman? i do.
I realized today that I should stop thinking so much with my vagina instead of my brain.
Please tell me this doesn't mean another "surprise road trip" where I spend all my money on gas and the SURPRISE destination is the abortion clinic.
But what if I pay for the gas?
So some guy at the party is convinced I'm Edward Cullen. He keeps calling me "Twilight" and following me around with a stake. I'm concerned.
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I don't appreciate you drunk dressing passed-out me in spandex for bed
I have fruit by the foot roll-ups. I wonder if a man could tie them together and make an editable bra....
Just fucked in a kitchen. I never want my penis that close to knives, stoves, or blenders ever again.
He walked door to door asking if anyone needed to get laid. Surprisingly, that ended his drought
I just dropped $300 on lingerie. He better rip this off with his teeth.
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The drunk people on this bus are singing Journey songs. This is the whitest thing I've ever experienced
Possibly having a threesome with my ex boyfriend and his current girlfriend was great closure on that subject
Peanut butter fills the cracks of my heart
I might as well just sew it shut at this point.
We just finished having sex and as soon as we get out of bed he yells "trust fall" and runs me over
He's a waste of a perfectly good penis.
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