Her life must suck. All she's got is "Miss Shamrock" WHICH SHE LOST!
He came on me while singing crank dat like soulja boy, fuck our sex life has reached a whole new level of low
there are 10 yearolds here who keep calling me on the elbow rule!
Wait are they playing beer pong to?
I just saw a girl on crutches doing a walk of shame. She is either super dedicated, or her night didn't go as planned.
At least he's enough of a gentleman to not make me do the walk of shame dressed as Santa.
He wanted me naked, so I got naked. You can't hold that against me.
He brought wine and beer. I'll put my pants on for wine and beer.
Made a holiday JibJab of all my fucks. How's your night?
we got kicked out of the bar last night for sneaking into the back kitchen and eating handfulls of cheese in the walk in fridge
We were taking body shots by lunch. I love college.
Idk you're asking me for advice on dating bro, after I told you I got a convicts number today.
It was a fun night. I made out with the door guy at the gay bar but he didn't speak english
There was no door guy at the bar
I need to go home for the safety of everyone in a 10 mile radius, especially me
You were so drunk last night that you fell thru the bathroom door at the bar, ripping it off the hinges in the process. But, your birthday tiara stayed on thru the whole thing. I'd call it a succcessful evening. Happy birthday kiddo!
So. Much. Porn.
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