Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
I think the neighbors upstairs are trying for more kids. I want to run up there and yell "mazal tov!"
New first...just saw an entire family of homeless hitch hikers...kids and all. God, i love Oklahoma!
his Mom's staying with him so he asked if I'd go over and fuck in his shed. he said "it's a really nice shed"
Didn't get to fuck her. Had to leave abruptly through window. Explain later.
It was like watching porn, except it was in real life, and it was starring two of your best friends.
You said that my dog would "complete your puzzle" then you got naked and took it behind the bar
I bet he'd be real motivational during sex. And he'd probably make you call him superman.
Jesus, you make out with one twin then sleep with the other and suddenly they don't want to play soccer with you... So sensitive...
My room looks so cute. Who wouldn't want to hook up with me in here?
I don't know how a coffee date turned into road head. But hey
But like it was sooo bad! At one point he tried to flip me over and he fell off the bed
Sitting in a waiting room with 15 children has me contemplating if I ever want to have sex again...
Also this morning I remembered seeing the stripper he threw up on later in the night. She was clothed though.
We ran out of vodka, so instead of body shots you wanted to do cupcake shots off her naked body...happy birthday to you.
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