So we made editble underwear with fruit roll ups and fruit by the foot
Trying to find something to do here is like trying to find a vegan resturant in alabama.
nutella sex= disaster
you know that saying beer then liquer makes you sicker, it should be beer then pickles makes you throw up alot, everywhere.
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I feel like you pissing on my ping pong table isn't something to be proud of.
Just got judged by the front desk clerk, 2 maids and a security guard at the Sheraton. I've decided to use this as a character building experience.
He just referred to himself as a sharp shooter. I had sex with that.
Drunk me thinks I can light up a cig anywhere, sober me finds this hilarious and highly irresponsible. The grocery store is not a bar.
I'm drinking sangria out of a sand pail. I'll pass on tonight
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That is true. Vodka is like a dog. Always loyal, warm, and there for you when you need it
I haven't had a normal poop since halloween, we are not mixing vodka and tequila ever again
RESPECT THE VODQUILA
Serious question: when you had my right nipple in your mouth, did my nipple ring have both of the balls on it, or was it missing one. Current situation: missing one.
First stoner thought of the day: Life would be so much better if there were more things that were biscuits and gravy flavored.
Security deposit gone.
burned down garage with fireworks.
so we’ve decided to fuck for our own health
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