I heard you aren't going to graduate...that suck sorry bro
I heard your girlfriend is trying to spread swine flu because she wants to wear one of those masks to cover up her broke ass teeth
Capitaan dildo arrescate!
she looked like she should be chained to micheal vicks radiator
Just got a orange juice for my grandma, put gin in it without thinking. She's having a good morning.
There is no point in being painfully greyhound thin if you are then going to dress like it's raining in 1992.
she chased the tour bus screaming I BET YOUR DICK IS THE SIZE OF YOUR MICROPHONE STAND. i think its safe to say were never getting vip passes again.
I definitely did a line of something I don't know with a Pagan biker. I make good decisions.
get back quick. that 17 year old who peed on your car wants to do shots.
He's just giving off this "someone be a bitch to me" vibe
Well I just walked into a wedding reception and im currently eating a cannoli in the men's room while pissing
You're fucking beautiful as shit and we should have loving sex...
If you sleep with him again I'll have you spayed
just got a call from a life insurance sellsperson and apparently our xany dealer referenced us. not cool thats breaking the 4th wall
Drugs and unwanted pregnancies are the only things that I'm good at. College comes in at a close third.
i am not an asshole. i paid for her to take a cab home.
dude, we were in ann arbor. she's from cincinnati. ten bucks didn't even get her back on I-94. i maintain my position. you are indeed an asshole.
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