used his ipod to set the mood...1st song was livin on a prayr 2nd song was disco stick
i expected more from guys that i meet at the jersey shore.
It saddens me that girls will never know the wonder feeling of pulling your sweaty nutsack off of your leg.
puked in the new hous. now it's officially home.
He noticed there was ketchup on his shirt and took it off. Noticed there were people there and put it back on. Then he saw the ketchup again. He must have taken his shirt on and off about 6 times
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i got us a cheese tray and a bottle of whiskey
ugh yes i love our date nights
i feel like the wall was a canvas for his penis.
I want someone to sweep me off my feet and you want someone to fuck you on the kitchen table. They're both perfectly logical needs.
It's like, "you literally have no idea who i am but i definitely slept with your brother in your bed."
There would be some who claim I got a little "carried away" or that we "probably don't need that many jello shots". They would be wrong.
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GOT MY PERIOD AND AN INTERNSHIP OFFER THIS IS A WONDERFUL DAY
And that kids is the last time I ever try to outdrink Germans
If muffins & morning blowjobs don't make him happy, frankly, I don't think anything will.
whoa whoa whoa, you're saying I shouldn't post pics of you balls deep in a southern hottie?
She said she was sober from drugs for a week. All I heard was Kenny Loggins singing Danger Zone.
I'm shrooming way too hard to deal with your bullshit at this particular point in time
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