I really don't want to move...I'm having a motivation problem.
kev is about to show us pictures of the tranny he accidentally fucked last night.
I'll be there in 10
:( I miss blowjobs.
This is probably the strangest conversational segue we've ever had.
Im watching someone hooking up in the library
procrastination at its finest
Don't be a smartass. I'm trying to fuck a guy who's sober. It's more difficult than you think.
her night didn't end so well, both of her boyfriends got arrested... together.
I know you claim to have a large penis but I do not believe in what i cannot see. Sort of like god.
Did my good deed for the day.. Helped an old guy hide his beer on the NJ transit while the ticket lady came by
You walked away saying that you had to pee and you never came back. We found you an hour later in his roommate's bed. Under the covers. Still in your wet bathing suit.
during charades she pointed to herself and you guessed 'girl who wants to fuck me'
in line at jewel. the cashier is puking in a garbage can while ringing up customers. glad to know im not the only one that 2012 is kicking in the face already.
In other news, someone I've had sex with won jeopardy last night.
I think we can all agree that the size of her boobs, combined with beer, is destroying my ability to judge looks.
On a scale of 1 to 10 how concerned should I be
He was standing in the living room wearing a Donald Trump wig and looking very disappointed
STOP IT RIGHT NOW IM BEING A SINLESS CHILD OF GOD IN BED TRYING TO SLEEP AND YOURE SENDING ME MEMES ABOUT DICKS
Randomize
