too bad you live with your parents still
this is a family affair. You're an embarrassment.
whatever it's not my family
nothing as in nothinggggg kills the mood for me is when a girl with 4 cm nipple hair
we're taking a shot everytime we receive a "Happy Thanksgiving!!!!!" mass text. up to 7 since 10am. God help us.
So he just rolled over in his sleep and said "that's a punctuation mark..."
There is nacho cheese and blood everywhere.
Also, the drinking age in Japan is 20. At what point in the sky am I allowed to start downing alcohol?
hell hath no fury like a questionably-gay best friend scorned
Well we went from the roof to the stairwell to an air mattres. One day were going to fuck in a bed
I spent the entire night stroking his hair. He was cool with it. Never thought a ginger stoner would help me work through my social anxiety but here we are.
I don't care what you say about him, his cock is the stuff dreams are made of.
I WAS SURROUNDED BY HAIRY BALLS ALL ALONE.
Is it too forward if I ask him to bring a condom when he comes over to work on our project?
sorry about your sharpie. alex wanted to shave the left side of his body so he had me draw a line over him with a ruler
Yeah. Broke it off. Saw her cheating after she forgot to turn her zoom off. Ring=$$$. Not making that mistake-priceless
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