where are you?
in the room with the baby pig
k im coming soon
my roommate left her license, credit card, and cellphone on her desk. I feel like this is a trap.
just got the results back. i love his dick even more now i know its clean
That's your penis' name. I've always referred to it as Alejandro secretly.
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Nothing is better than seeing someone you fucked go to the Olympics. I feel so American.
I WAS CONCIEVED IN THE BACK OF MY CAR. THATS HOW OLD THIS CAR IS.
...how and why.
PARENTS ARE MAGIC.
You were upset that she was flirting with your boyfriend so I thought the best game plan was to show her my boobs and get her to make out with me instead. I am the greatest friend on absinthe.
I was sat at the table waiting with a glass of wine reading my book and the hotel staff gave me a goldfish in a bowl and said 'heres your date for the night' !
I rubbed his back while he puked for an hour and then ended up getting laid when I tried to put him to bed, best puke and rally I've ever seen.
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Dude I was walking down the street and threw up in a plastic cvs bag. Tequila wins again.
After passing out at the kitchen table, you woke up in my parents bed in between them. With no pants on.
i think she learned that just cuz half shots were easier, doesnt mean she can have triple as many.
Heyyyy, naked guy in your kitchen, can i ask you a quick question about a legal situation in pb??
I mean, I want you to have freaky orgasmic fun to entertain me, but I don’t want you to risk HIV or car crashes
my Mom is now my Eskimo sister... she fucked my ex in my bed and took a selfie
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