problem. drunk. stepbrother hitting on me again. help.
All I want for christmas is my sobriety back.
I just spent a chunk of my Christmas money on Plan B. I don't think that's what my relatives had mind when they said "spend it wisely", but hey, it was a good investment considering the bad life choices i made last night.
I guess wearing a straight up bikini to class is an early indication that Thirsty Thursday has started.
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it was all good until he screamed "for fraaannnceee" on his last thrust
Holy shit, Uber is testing a service to summon an ice cream truck.
Bring me the penis of the founder so I may endlessly fellate him. Or cunnalinge. I don't discriminate.
I saw him and didn't have sex with him. Responsibility five!
We're going as conductors of the hot mess train and nobody rides for free
Our tip jar will say "just put the tip in, see how it feels"
I tried getting kicked out of my favorite bar. No matter what I did, I could do no wrong
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The last two times I had sex with him I forgot who it was half way through
Don't remember our skype call last night too well, but did I pee while skyping you?
No one with a hairstyle like that is allowed to insult anyone for anything
someday i'll meet a man and who loves me as much as i love getting drunk and starting fires
Well I just saw a fully naked man doing a headstand in a cooler of ice water.
They just made me take another shot and I found out the liquor store next to my brothers house has a petting zoo
Mind. Blown.
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