she is unbelievable! ever pee on a girl?
not while she was awake
I just want to sing "highway to the danger zone" when I'm taking his pants off.
elementary school lunch room party. everyone brings their own lunch and can trade stuff. all juice is booze.
I'm going to get a baby outfit made and send it to her that says: "My husband fucked his subordinate and all I got was another baby".
I'm not a pervert.. I just like to be naked...
Can we have fireworks this year or will the ocean explode?
i know you like preteen girls so i'm gonna offer you some advice...dump a bucket of glitter on yourself and walk into the sunlight. they will come running.
i took it, then realized you live 3 ours away. but if you start driving now, im almost positive I'll still be hard
I'm now at that point where it just feels natural to do a few shots of whisky with breakfast and then head to work
You convinced us both to take shots of jack Daniels through our eyes.
He's trying to impress me with how much money he makes. How does he know me so well?
Well its kinda hard to gift wrap an orgasm
Dick in a box?
My way of showing team usa support, bronze: handy silver: bj gold: home run. God, I'm patriotic
He initiated the conversation by sending me a picture of his penis at 4 am
Have you ever thrown up in the middle of your hair appointment? Cause I have..
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