Sry I called you an 8
Well apparently he's into motor boating.
the last time I saw her she was leaving the mens bathroom and club rush with her dress inside out. typical tease.
i just saw my boxers from 2 days ago stuck in a tree 4 miles from my house
is it trashy that while he was throwing up in the bathroom, i was hooking up with his childhood best friend?
the trash is collected at 5:50 on mondays. i was up puking all night and heard them
I lost my virginity in that bed. You just layed in history.
so we started it doggy style, but since we were really drunk kinda fell to the side and turned into a 'lazy dog'... my new favorite position btw
I think it is impossible 2 take a person seriously when their last name is Pancake
I wish I could go about my daily activities with his dick inside me
Hey! How are you feeling? Still preferring soup over sex?
"Are we not going to talk about how you got so drunk that you swallowed someone's pet gold fish, whole?"
so... i have a picture of you and three other girls making kissy faces at this giant stuffed banana you're holding. however, you seem to be violently screaming at it.
Those bitches did NOT have my back.
That song just makes me wanna take off my top and shake my titties all around the club.
You were so drunk last night that you fell thru the bathroom door at the bar, ripping it off the hinges in the process. But, your birthday tiara stayed on thru the whole thing. I'd call it a succcessful evening. Happy birthday kiddo!
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