We walked in and the first thing we heard was, "OH SHIT! White chicks!" Naturally, I made some new male friends.
Well his aunt was in the next room so we had to be quiet. I felt like i was on an episode of silent library.
We've got 2 weeks of college left-I want to feel like Gary Busey by graduation.
Used a cardboard box as a pillow and a towel as a blanket. Its like the great depression over here
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Well, I'm getting my ex-boyfriend to get me a z pack to cure the chlamydia I got from my married fuck buddy so that I can fuck one of my students.
My shoe was in my mailbox this morning. I can't stay sober today.
You get to be the grown up. Leave a ciabatta by his face.
i vomited out of my nose in three different houses so far, i will be back for my boots tomorrow
Beer and tomahawks! Not gonna end well!
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I think now I understand why people say my penis is pretty.
Do you remember lying across two tables saying 'go away I'm trying to pull' to me, Sollie and Sean?
well it can jab him in the chin so I am 100% sure he can suck his own dick
there's cocaine on the ipad again........... was your sister here last night?
So, I gotta figure when the nurses at the emergency room noticed my new hair cut it means I'm there too often, right?
My roommate's overnight guest is screaming about the dog licking his asshole. I need a new place to live.
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