I attract so much trash. The guy that is engaged and kissed me is here so is his fiancé. I feel likeshw knows and will cut me in the bathroom might happen. If I'm not at the pool tomorrow she has blonde hair and is really flat.
Just got a blowjob to the theme of Bohemian Rhapsody as the sun was rising. I should just kill myself because ill never top this moment.
I JUST WOKE UP ON A TRAIN
I SHUDNT B ON A TRAIN
Don't use the things I tell you while drunk after the bruins won the cup against me
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well the blowjob for study guide exchange was a success.
the question is "speedos?" and the answer is "yes".
Is "incoherent" a legit goal to strive for tonight? Or should I stay sober enough to fuck who I can?
hey give me heads up if you're feeling vulnerable tomorrow night
DONT YOU DARE DIE YET THERE IS SO MUCH SEX TO BE HAD
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This Christmas I would like to thank Jesus for cocaine.
Your uterus is safe from my father's misconstrued prophecies.
I told her my hands felt like they touched the sun, never been that stoned before
I literally JUST MADE IT to the liquor store. I bought a box of wine with the lights off
can you come here so we can have really loud sex? the girl upstairs walks so loud i want her to know how it feels
of course
If it's any consolation she turned out to be has a collection of clown dolls she talks to crazy. And the cops knew why I was calling when she key locked the door from inside.
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