Crying babies in a bar. Really?
And she just changed the baby's diaper on the table. It's killing the beer garden.
dont ever smoke after you drink again... i dont think ive ever seen...or heard of someone throwing up and farting at the same time. that is, if you were farting.
i dont care if i have to wear a pillow case, there will be an open bar at my wedding
tuesday night obama will do an address about the oil spill at 8... it'll only be about 15 minutes... but i think thats plenty of time for a drinking game. key words "oil" "bp" and "responsibility"?
Fuck yes. Let's make bingo cards.
I want to punch and suck your dick at the same time. I don't think we have the healthiest of relationships.
A girl pulled up next to me at a stoplight just now, looked around for a second, and then changed her top, bra and all, before the light turned green. New. Hero.
karaoke mosh pit has descended into fisticuffs, send backup
Craig, a bottle of Jamison, and I had a party on the roof last night. No idea how I got down. My injuries indicate fall...
new costume idea. paint swatches and a ball gag... I'll be 50 shades of grey.
I'm proud of you, you were pretty classy last night, you didn't puke AND you didn't take off your shirt, except for those two times in the corner.
I wonder if the fact that I'm listening to the theme from lion king gives my neighbors the impression that im tripping faceeeee
Are you trying to say I've made an emotionally well rounded transformation similar to the Grinch?
Pooled our money and rented a bouncy castle for the day. Get over here now. Bring vodka.
Woke up. Found about 20 condoms upstairs. A hole in the couch. Bread on the floor. Going back to sleep.
In other news there's 12 shirtless Korean dudes all trying to jump on a tiny little trampoline so that's entertaining
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