Is showing up wearing the condom a bit presumptus
Should I feel badly because I just bought a really hot pregnant girl a drink after I lit her cigarette?
Its like common courtesy of dating, the guy pays for the weed, just like dinner
Honestly, it was easier to just put it in my mouth than to deal with an awkward conversation.
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I have to have sex with him again. I feel like I need to train him so no other girl experiences that bad of sex.
i threw up in a box in my own lap driving today.
I probably looked like a mental patient. I had my IV in one hand and cup of pee in the other, swaying around with a dazed grin on my face. I love vicodin.
sold 4 oz of weed today pantsless. man i love college.
I'm sorry I did drugs then got really loud and bitchy at your party and judged your choice in one night stands.
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You did profess your love for cotton multiple times and your hatred for all other fabrics
I just spent so much time grooming my landing strip and like, sex isn't even on the agenda tonight.
chicken nuggets make me a bit homicidal
Yes please. My parents would fucking love him and I'd love fucking him. That's a win-win if I've ever seen one.
I'm not gonna plow a chick in front of her 14 year old brother....
I woke up wearing nothing but my red thigh high socks and a blue wig. I have no idea what happened.
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