There is something about listening to Patsy Cline while pooping that makes the experience so much better.
she burped and cried multiple times. it was like i was getting head from a baby.
I don't think of it as I'm taking a pole dancing class...its more like I'm making myself recession proof
congratulations to me i think I am on the road to legitimate alcoholism
cool. same. I'm in class drinking
NOT OKAY
sorry for partying
THATS NOT PARTYING THATS DRINKING IN CLASS
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They're re-releasing Titanic in 3-D. Can I interest you in a joint venture to create the greatest drinking game of all time? I think yes
Guess who just screamed "Everything happens for a reason!!" in the abortion clinic. This girl.
God she is annoying. I am only keeping her around on fb because I want to see if her baby comes out looking like an alien or not.
there's no way I could forget finding someone else's hand in my pants
This hangover is so bad, we are pregaming Chinese food with pizza.
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Do not shit in our house. There is no TP. I am walking to get more, if I do not return, I have probably died of dysentery after my last wagon wheel got stuck in a gulch. Tell Martha and Lou Ann that I love them, and that I passed away doing the Lord's work.
you made a mix containing mostly whiskey. then you took a sip, gagged and yelled "perfect!"
I plan on blacking out and milking a cow
On a scale of 1-10, how inappropriate is it to sneak into someone's box of sex toys and put googly eyes on their vibrator?
You're supposed to discourage my sluttiness not bring me hot Colombian men
I’m pretty sure I have teeth marks on my neck
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