is it odd that your cat looks tougher than you?
R you on birth control?
No, why?
...no reason
The girl next to me in class is taking notes on woman's suffrage with a girls gone wild pen.
2 showers later and I'm still finding cum on random body parts of mine
I can't even teach it... It's just natural slutyness.. My mom has it too
He was carrying a rolled up carpet saying he was saving it for tomorrow's Walk of Fame.
I made him drop me off at the wrong house waited for him to leave and crawled through several fences so he couldnt stalk me. How was your night?
making out was so insane. it felt like our tongues were paintbrushes made of waves and we were painting an ocean galazy
How was your weekend?
The sex was so good. It hurts to exist.
Just in case you were wondering..... I really did just wave goodbye to you with my penis.
a guy just walked up to us....drank the rest of my beer....and said sorry for my loss before walking away.
I woke up at 5:47 in the morning to you peeing on my parents bedroom floor. I think we've established that you have a limit .
I love you so must. You as do fraty. You are truly my veste breakable (ties I wtf racket Andover). Luce you. Have a safe drive bio dough failover.
leads to pukin, then cryin, then 24hr masturbatin binge, then cryin again and finally a combination of all 3
There are some people who should not be trusted with a cell phone while drunk. You know your one of them when you call the cops on your own party.
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