her vagine was all disorganized.
I think I just made patron unclassy I bought limes at a gas station and for salt we are using gas station packets of salt
tagging him in all 73 close-ups of your cleavage might have been a little obvious.
I'm at the grocery store buying monistat and corn nuts. thank god for self check out.
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Things i learned at work today: do not put mayonaise on a tattoo, it will get infected.
look in the field by the highway and see if there is a high heel there. Or some Taco Bell bags.
eating on the run again ?
My booty call just moved 2 min from my house
This has pregnancy written all over it
I wish I could have a tequila IV with me all the time. Intravenous tequila intoxication.
Okay Im still jerking off but now with the Reality of Law School Looming In The Distance
And he's back on taking these stupid testosterone supplements to kickstart him back into working out. And they just make him angry and horny all the time. I'm like great, just in time to meet my whole family for Christmas.
I could have been on my second lucrative divorce by now, but nooooo, I had to be a strong independent woman.
So I woke and tried to get up. Then I realised my foot was stuck in the pocket of the pool table.
We were like one big happy Eskimo family.
Why does 10AM Spanish always turn into a discussion about my sex life?
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