***** fucked a guy with one hand last night
weak ass sauce last night. waste of time. you suck. ps. your boobs are fake
Just got back from doctors appt. He lied. It wasn't a pimple on his dick.
I see you felt the need to carve your name in my kitchen table. thanks
i just added your friend Valery on the FB just to comment on your tits.... thought id give you a heads up
They said an hour before I even see a doctor...and they noticed the shots tally on my arm.
If court goes my way we are flying to Vegas.
Go for it! You're young. Have fun. Be somebody's expensive hobby like Anastasia Steele.
I'd go lesbian for $50 and a good phone case.
I think John will remember that birthday for a while. I'm still dying at the fact a stripper was hunting me down.
We were gonna go out drinking tonight but she found out she's pregnant so are you free
I just bought a butt plug on Amazon prime day and you're the only person I felt would appreciate that decision
We ended the night eating peanutbutter with our hands and smoking cigarettes in the house at 4am. Fucking Everclear, man.
No you just wanted to pass out in your hallway because your room was too far away
You tried to run away last night. The neighbors brought you back.you were in their hot tub again. This needs to stop
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