i turned job hunting into a drinking game..
so today in my theology class we brought up the proper way to have sex. so rough sex was said by the teacher...I said I know a girl that likes to be choked. sorry but everyone knew it was you
The bartender laughed but the manager kicked me out when the mom conplained. There's no way my fart harmed that baby in any way
How sober do you have to be to donate blood?
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I've realized that my life is in no way structured to be compatible with monogamy. I'm not adjusting to this well.
Weird we were more concerned with sharing our germs than tag teaming the blow job?
At some point during thanksgiving the image of me pooping on ur moms chest will come to you. Your welcome!
Also, no joke, I think that raccoon hair is still in my eye from last night.
Handcuffs are allowed in carry on luggage :) just checked
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I fucked some frat guy. Then I found my brother after and made him take his shirt off and then I made him tell me he loves me
IT IS EARTH DAY, RECORD STORE DAY, 4/20 EVE, AND SATURDAY ALL AT THE SAME TIME!
Betting for two different teams with two different guys is the best. Time to get $100 by one guy and laid by the other!
I once took a shot of lighter fluid.. That's not a secret just a fucked up story
are you comparing glasses to pregnancy
Btw I puked in your glovebox
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