And then I have a slight inkling that I went up to the bar and tried to order the bartender.
You know that it's no longer pregaming if you don't go anywhere, right? That's just drinking alone.
Well duh, alcohol and getting fucked up are the world's common languages.
I'm with Tony. He said he volunteers his ball sack for waxing but you will have to wait a few weeks. It is a freshly shaved sack. I guess he thought he was gonna get lucky. Wtf?
Smooth sack
Cock is NEVER random. You may quote me on that.
She's just done the monthly not prego dance around our kitchen
I just remembered something. Did we really all flash the cab driver to get half off?
After arriving 30 minutes late, he slowly walked to his desk and halfway there he just falls over like a tree and passes out. I now have some sort of proof as to how awesome that night was.
I came in and she was laying on the ground just stoking it saying "the floor is where our feet step"
Naked. naked and bneed help.
I have experienced an excessively hairy ballsack in my mouth...and it was horrifying. I keep feeling it in my mouth now. It's like hairy ball PTSD.
I just found your ripped underwear on my chandelier. Care to explain?
He painted a swimsuit on me. Naked day at the lake was a success.
It's only considered alcoholism if you're drinking from something other than a cup....right?
Dude...itll be a youre-still-a-dick-but-a-hot-one-angry-hate-evil-spite kinda fuck. This is acceptable.
Randomize
