if there is a rhyme for it it must be true
I'm calling you out on twitter if you don't come over right now.
her nose should be used as a dorsal fin
she doesn't hate you. She just thinks you need a personality adjustment, speech therapy and weight watchers.
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You took shots of captn out of a empty percocet bottle, i just saw you fall threw the floor of rock bottom.
Did your dad mention the fact that you asked him for viagra at 2 in the morning?
Missed another period
I almost hope you're pregnant, this is unfair.
He is making me drink his THC water out of a milk jug.
She has an inverted nipple. She told to play with the normal one until the other one pops up.
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He wrote on the paper that he wanted a "Ptitty burreto" from taco bell...when we ordered it the girl paused and entered "Potatoe burrieto"....we laughed
its weird that my cat bites every fat chick i bring home. i repeat every fat chick, qhT KINDA FRIEND ARE YOU
Its a sick, sad, world when parents get more ass then you.
We took your mom out drinking and we wound up winning 18 games of Flip Cup. You have amazing genetics.
Being an adult is fun. You can experience a break up, then go fuck someone else in the woods.
A sultry night of tacos and sex sounds nice. Should I bring home milk?
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