Where are you?
In a non slutty way
Aren't I supposed to sit on your face?
just saw a guy try to order booze in his coffee at 8 am.
I can'nr wwn explain this nihght . So amnt dixks. Shitttttt.
Nyquil jello-shots aiding in health and happiness
Babe. Honestly. Trust me. Your balls are not that big. And i'm eager.
I've come to the conclusion that the dicks in Arizona just don't have enough size for me.
Not only have I fallen off the wagon, it ran me over and just kept going...
I was just laying in bed wondering if there's more important things in life than cheese stuffed pretzels.
I'm not saying Tijuana was a bad idea, I'm saying that we make poor life choices. And Steve was robbed by the police.
She was hiding under the bed to surprise me with sex. But when you took your hookup in my room to bang things out, she thought I was cheating on her. So explain it to her douche.
My vag is like the Sahara
Ew that's gross.
The sad truth. Barren and empty.
She said I had a really great aura. Which I think is hippie code for "I bet you can give me a mind melting orgasm"
As planned I took it to the limit. Then we met a new limit. Now they are limit friends.
So who has the penis shaped party tray? You or your mom?
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