just do him I won't tell jon
um i'm guessing you meant to send this to tina, thanks for the support in our relationship you whore
You asked the officer if he could bring you to the same jail as T.I.
plan parent hood is for high school, im at the abortion clinic, so college.
I need ur penis! This is not drunk texting, either! This is I need ur penis texting. There IS a difference!
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How much explanation does bbqsexapalooza need?
He talks to me in this sweet I know you might be pregnant voice.
You want to move to a city because of their promotional beer pricing
So?
This is why you shouldn't make decisions
All right cuz right now I'm in one of those moods where the shear thought of doing anything more strenuous than making a sandwich has me wanting to curl up in the feeble position and splash around in a puddle of my own tears.
I gave you a lap dance in a bowling alley... And I was Fine?
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Is it weird to say that Kobe reminds me of a wise brontosaurus?
I mean, except for the part where I was vomiting up pineapple and hot sauce, it was a really fun time.
I'm super depressed and stressed and I just want spaghetti and sex...
BOOOOOOOOOOOO *takes away your hoe card*
Yeah, he threw a chair and hit her in the side of the head. She started hysterically crying and then proceeded to continue kicking our ass at beerpong. The girls got talent.
I'm keeping both. The way I see it, boyfriends come and go, but a good dick is forever.
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