Fantastic night. drank beer from a wine bottle, danced on a van, chased a llama, and fell from a fence
that knocking you heard last night......that was her head slowly going through the wall
I puked in the coffee maker. I wouldn't make coffee tomorrow morning if I were you
Just found my old bop it. So many drinking game possibilities
It's all good. The CSI guy came and I played the theme song while he in was in our place. The cops even laughed.
You mAke me stone. Stone fuck fucking stoned. I'm an stoned you cuz now fucking stoned stoned fucking stoned I stone.
Just to warn you I probably wont be able to do anything that involves standing up
they told me if I wanted to live here I had to get an ass tattoo and then they all mooned me simultaneously. ass tattoos as far as the eye could see.
Welp, I'm allergic to codeine. Found that one out the hard way.
IT WAS JUST SO LITTLE AND AWKWARDLY FLOPPING BACK AND FORTH
He fucked my brains out then fed me cheese and peanut butter. I might be in love.
There’s a special place in hell for tall guys with small dicks
You fell while talking to a cop, then proceeded to acuse him of tripping you... he was arresting you for public intox.
I might have to quit marching band. It's affecting my drinking schedule
Just bedazzled a flask, while drinking out of it. Hot glue is EVERYWHERE.
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