Alright folks.. i have made history - I just hit my 2nd PARKED car SOBER withing 6 months.. :*( wtf?!
I am watching Grease 2 and properly learning how to apply a condom to a banana. This is a sign from God that this is the closest I will ever get to having the need for one.
I mean she's dancing like an epileptic patato and i'd like to slap her
Dontating $10 to the Red Cross relief effort in Japan for every car bomb I take tomorrow. Yes, buying me a drink just became a good cause.
she walked out and i tried to get her to come back but i couldn't remember her name so i just whistled... future reference: that doesn't work
The main two things I remember from last night is you "spanking Katey into reality" and watching her barf in terror.
No more stories ab the wkend for co-workers... No one else found "and I didn't have pants on when I got home Saturday night" as funny as I did.
Showering in not my own throw up is really hittin the spot right now.
I forgot I did whipits. Probably because my brain cells were killed from the whipits
I am too high to deal with coming home to 11 naked people in my living room
Nothing but goodness could come from two friends getting naked. Think of all the good advice and other things we could give to each other.
My glasses were in the garbage this morning
How early is too early to start drinking when studying for the bar?
Sooooooo, can scratch getting a pelvic exam by a man dressed as Woody from Toy Story off my list.
You need to write an essay about this experience.
He was even wearing the hat.
That is our entire relationship. We match bowls and give each other head. What more could you possibly want?
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